Age Before Beauty
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It's a few days after Halloween, and Jamie's back still hurts. You read that right. You see, Jamie thought it would be a lot of fun to dress up as a slutty devil in order to make fun of all the hot girls in skimpy outfits that seem to crawl out of the darkness on 10/31. (Although kudos to the hot girl in the Julia Roberts "Pretty Woman" prostitute outfit on Mill Ave. Hot and slutty, with a dollop of witticism on top.) To achieve these mean-spirited ends, Jamie dressed up in a red sequined tube top, red sequined horns, a red tutu, black fishnets and black, thigh-high five-inch heeled boots. Oh, and his esposed white, bulbous, fat, gelatinous protruding beer belly to complete the ensemble. and headed out to Mill with girlfriend and friends to join the hoary throng.
As it turns out, bearded pale fat dudes ironically dressed in skimpy women's outfits are very popular, particularly among hispanic males, aged 24-34. After repeated photo shoots with various passers-by, several enthusiastic young bros hefted Jamie off the ground, flipped him up in the air, and spread his legs to expose the black frilly underwear beneath the red tutu. You read that right as well, friend. The gentlemen returned Jamie bootfirst to the ground with an air of chivalry, albeit a bit clunkily, and now old Jamie's lower back is officially wrenched. It's not often that we say "we're getting too old for this," but when it comes to being contorted in midair by a swarm of horny mexicans to expose frilly underpants, yeah, we're getting too old for this.
Upcoming shows for us: Steve Marek will be at Hidden House on 11/2. Jamie Sanderson is enjoying a break from performance.
It's a few days after Halloween, and Jamie's back still hurts. You read that right. You see, Jamie thought it would be a lot of fun to dress up as a slutty devil in order to make fun of all the hot girls in skimpy outfits that seem to crawl out of the darkness on 10/31. (Although kudos to the hot girl in the Julia Roberts "Pretty Woman" prostitute outfit on Mill Ave. Hot and slutty, with a dollop of witticism on top.) To achieve these mean-spirited ends, Jamie dressed up in a red sequined tube top, red sequined horns, a red tutu, black fishnets and black, thigh-high five-inch heeled boots. Oh, and his esposed white, bulbous, fat, gelatinous protruding beer belly to complete the ensemble. and headed out to Mill with girlfriend and friends to join the hoary throng.
As it turns out, bearded pale fat dudes ironically dressed in skimpy women's outfits are very popular, particularly among hispanic males, aged 24-34. After repeated photo shoots with various passers-by, several enthusiastic young bros hefted Jamie off the ground, flipped him up in the air, and spread his legs to expose the black frilly underwear beneath the red tutu. You read that right as well, friend. The gentlemen returned Jamie bootfirst to the ground with an air of chivalry, albeit a bit clunkily, and now old Jamie's lower back is officially wrenched. It's not often that we say "we're getting too old for this," but when it comes to being contorted in midair by a swarm of horny mexicans to expose frilly underpants, yeah, we're getting too old for this.
Upcoming shows for us: Steve Marek will be at Hidden House on 11/2. Jamie Sanderson is enjoying a break from performance.
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